A Jedi Craves Not These Things
An Ohio mother and her son allegedly tried to upset the balance of The Force in 1999 by stealing Pepsi promo signs featuring Episode I: The Phantom Menace characters from a service station. After Shiella Moffett and James Zawacki were arrested, police found a tape in their car of two people "speaking like Yoda," according to one officer. On the tape, a male voice states, ""We are bandits in the night," followed by a female voice saying, "Yoda is accomplice to burglary. May the police force not be with us."