Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods
Shamrock Shame
Urine Trouble
During a St. Patrick's Day celebration in Savannah, Georgia Edward Cuebas felt the need to empty his bladder. Instead of heading to the nearest pub restroom or Port-O-Potty, however, the Army captain decided that the gas tank of a patrol car would be an appropriate place to wee-wee. Bad idea. Cuebas, 31, was charged with an array of misdemeanors, including public indecency and interference with government property.

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