(Not Quite) Free to Lay
02/10/09: An Okahoma woman was arrested on prostitution charges after accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to a police report
, her customer, a Frito-Lay employee, told police that he gave Lahoma Sue Smith $30 worth of chips in lieu of cash after she agreed to "give him a 'blow job.'" Smith, who has had prior prostitution arrests, later pleaded guilty.