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Tom Sizemore: The Whizzinator!
Tom Sizemore: The Whizzinator!
The actor was jailed for violating probation after being caught — a second time — using a prosthetic penis known as the Whizzinator to cheat on a drug test. The device attaches to a user's underwear and is filled with "clean" urine. Sizemore's pee, unfortunately, was not warm enough to pass for the real thing. Regarding the Whizzinator-laced underwear, he later told the court, "They're not mine. They're Calvins. I wear Hilfigers." The judge found that hard to believe. Looks like the Whizzinator wasn't so hot, after all.
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