When Evansville, Ill., police accused Thomas Whitmer (pictured) of selling prescription pain pills and meth from his home they got an incriminating response.
"Well, you're half right," Whitmer told officers, according to the police report.
And it appears he was telling the truth.
Investigators say they found dozens of pain pills and anti-anxiety medication in his house, but no methamphetamine.
The report also says he told the cops he got the drugs from "everybody and anybody."
Whitmer, 61, was arrested and was held without bond.