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For months, I had been coming to the prison to see Ted. Each time
I drove up, I would be accosted by a blue-clad trusty, leaning on a
rake in the parking lot, wanting to know if I was an attorney.
This day, to my surprise, the importuning felons were missing.
And gone, too, were the raucous seagulls that in the springtime
wheel and screech above the prison kitchens, or stand nattering at
one another under the guard towers. Many inmates will swear that
they are served creamed chicken with suspicious frequency during
seagull season.
The tedium of prison life and prolonged isolation’s regressive
effect on personality are in large part responsible for such fears.
Many convicts retreat into juvenile narcissism; they will exercise
their bodies with monkish devotion, immerse themselves in dietary
and nutritional literature, and spend hours in careful, loving
scrutiny of their hair, their skin, their teeth, their hands and
feet.
Ironically, this neurotic self-absorption is fostered by an
environment which -- apart from the threat of violence and the
influence of drugs and alcohol -- is physically the healthiest that
most prisoners have ever known. In some respects, a prison is
a hothouse. The inmates vegetate like exotic flora. They lead
orderly lives, consume a balanced diet, and are protected in their
isolation from many contagious diseases and the majority of the
modern world’s everyday threats to psychic well being. Much more
sinister forces shape them.
Convicts generally do not age as quickly as do people on the
outside. Nevertheless, their health is a constant preoccupation.
Some inmates at the Florida State prison are persuaded that beef
liver from the prison slaughterhouse, freshly butchered and stuffed
hot from the animal into plastic bag, is a favored masturbatory
vessel among the kitchen workers. As a result, many prisoners refuse
to eat the beef liver on psycho-hygienic grounds.
More feared and gossiped about than the food, however, is the
prison medical staff. One story widely credited inside the walls has
an inmate being given an injection for an abscessed tooth. The
needle misses, and he develops an ear infection. After surgery, he
goes deaf in that ear as the infection spreads to his other ear.
During a second operation, the doctor fumbles with his scalpel and
puts out the prisoner’s eye. Eventually, the man is returned to
his cell; he is deaf, blind in one eye, and missing one arm due to
complications following an improper administration of anesthetics.
The swamp thrum of a billion insects greeted Hugh and me as we
walked from our rental car toward the prison itself. Ahead was a
pastel lime-colored structure enclosed by a double row of high
cyclone fences topped with razor wire. Between the two fences is an
open area once patrolled by guard dogs. The fearsome-looking
Dobermans and German shepherds have been retired ever since a pair
of the animals accompanied a group of prisoners on an attempted
escape.
Theodore Robert Bundy was among the more than 1,400 felons then
housed at the Florida State Prison. He and 180 or so other inmates
were kept in Q, R, S and T wings, the lock-down blocks of the
longest Death Row in the United States. These men do not mingle with
the general population of the prison; in Ted’s case, that would
mean almost certain assault by fellow inmates whose rough notions of
justice prescribe no mercy for so-called baby rapers.
Instead, Ted and the rest of the men on The Row spent almost all
their time alone in individual cells, awaiting the day when, as the
story had it, a guard would place a taut rubber band around the
condemned man’s penis, pack cotton wadding up his rectum, and lead
him down to Old Sparky for electrocution.
John Spenkelink was executed at Florida State Prison (Ted later
would occupy his cell in the spring of 1979). The day Spenkelink was
put to death, a popular Jacksonville disc jockey aired a recording
of sizzling bacon and dedicated it to the doomed killer.
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