Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Ninety-One-Year-Old Florida Man Attacked by Large Duck

The first animal control officer on the scene knew better than to attempt to apprehend the ducks on his own. Backup arrived and the second officer seemed perplexed, “They’re just ducks,” he said. To which the first officer replied, “They’re not just birds. They’re strong. They’ll mess you up.” A fact to which Wilmer Neumann, 91, can attest.

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