Convicted double murderer, Johan Gillette of Eugene, Oregon, was extremely dissatisfied with the conditions in the Lane County jail. After beating his father and father’s girlfriend to death with a wrench for evicting him, Gillette spend 19 months there, during which time he claims to have been denied certain essential creature comforts.
And when we say ridiculous, we mean mind numbingly so.
In what some may consider a lawsuit that’s been a long time coming, Anthony Olatunfe, 26, is suing Unilever Nigeria Limited for “mental suffering” caused by the constant rejection of women despite his scrupulous use of Close-Up toothpaste.
Prison inmate Dale Maisano, 61, currently serving year seven of a 15-year sentence in Arizona’s State Prison Complex in Tucson, has filed suit against the State of Arizona in federal court — again. This is reportedly the 368th suit he has filed against officials and entities of the state government since 1991.
In early January five Idaho prison inmates brought suit against several beer and alcohol makers claiming that they are addicted to alcohol, and that had beer and alcohol containers been properly labeled with an addiction warning, they would not have committed the crimes that got them tossed into prison in the first place.
The father told reporters, "I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues. Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me."