Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Check out this gruesome wedding cake

A Texas couple horrifies and delights their wedding guests with this cake. Please note the realistic frozen, lifeless stares.

Texas man jailed for overdue library book

Librarians in Texas are not to be trifled with, a fact that Jory Enck found out the hard way. The GED study guide that he had taken out of the Copperas Cove library was found to be overdue. In Copperas Cove, an overdue library book is a jailing offense, and they do find you, though maybe not right away.

Police: Mother fixed son’s ripped scrotum with superglue, not very well

A San Antonio, Texas, mother is in custody after the U.S. Army and the FBI charged that she grabbed her son’s genitals and yanked them so hard that she ripped his scrotum. She did not seek medical attention, but tried to remedy the injury at home.

The New Meth? Texas Teens Brought and Did Liquid Meth in School

There’s a new kind of methamphetamine available — liquid meth — and six eight graders in Texas City brought it to school and got high. We were all appalled at the changing faces of those who have been users of the highly addictive drug for a while, and we’ve all laughed at addicts caught cooking meth in their pants, but liquid meth may just remove all the social stigma associated with taking the drug.

Mom Who Stops Car and Makes Son “Walk Home” Gets Arrested

It’s the number one in-car discipline solution: “I’m going to pull this car over and make you walk home.” It’s seldom carried out. Sometimes it is, though, and now a mother’s been arrested for doing it in Texas.

Tonya Flink, HS Computer Teacher, Had Sex With Students

A Texas teacher is in trouble after having sex with four of her students — and marrying one of them.

Murderabilia: Lee Harvey Oswald’s Wedding Ring up for Auction

Purchased in Minsk, Belarus, for his wife Marina Prusaakova on April 30, 1961, and left at her bedside table where she was visiting friend Ruth Paine on November 22, 1963, the day of the Kennedy assassination, the wedding band of Lee Harvey Oswald has made it to the auctioneer’s block 50 years later.

Wealthy Texas Mom Gets 14 Years for Distributing Child Porn

From our friends at The Daily Dot: A “Classybitch” in Dallas just admitted to a federal court that she’s got a nasty habit of downloading and sharing really, really, vile collections of child pornography.

Burglary Suspects Ran Out of Gas

Investigators in Fort Bend County Texas arrested two men they say robbed a storage shed and were immediately stranded when their getaway car ran out of gas only 100 yards away from the scene of the crime.

Teen Faces Felony Charges for Hacking his High School

From our friends at the Daily Dot: Earlier this year, Marshall Williams did something that some high school kid has done in one form or another in every generation: He broke into the school’s private records — except he did it with a computer.

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