There are nights when a guy just can’t get lucky. For Tennessean Lonnie Hutton, 49, that unlucky night occurred on May 16, 2014. Hutton entered the Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro, and then reportedly dropped his trousers, exposing his genitals, and proceeded to have sex with the ATM machine.
A wedding guest at Salt Lake City’s Sacred Heart Catholic Church litterally “ran out into the road to stop” a passing police cruiser around 6 p.m. Saturday to report a couple having sex on the lawn of the church. It was neither the newlyweds, nor any of the guests; just a strange couple — and yes, kids saw it too.
A couple in Spain, who decided to make sweet love in a park known for its teen drinking parties and covert liaisons, was rudely interrupted when the cover of the well shaft on which they were consummating their mutual admiration failed, causing the woman to plunge into the icy water below.