Well we can all breathe a sigh of relief: drug dealers are no longer keeping pit bulls as pets. Pit-bull rescuers and lovers all over will be pleased, because the widespread abuse of this controversial breed will decrease. Reptile lovers however aren’t going to be happy at all: the new drug-dealer pet of choice is the alligator.
Dog owners beware! A new company can match offending dog poop DNA with the dog and its owner. What’s it called? Pooprints, naturally.
As the dog days of summer drag on, police around the country are investigating several senseless canine killings.