Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Mugshot of the Day: Valentine’s Day Edition

For those of you still searching for the real thing, true love, look into these dark, smiling eyes and ask yourselves if this mystery person, who was recently arrested for disorderly conduct, isn’t ultimately the one for you?

Mugshot of the day: Defiance

Jonathan Crenshaw was arrested in Dade County Florida on January 10, 2014, for pot possession, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. The arrest record does not specify what set Crenshaw off, but he seems much feistier in the following mugshot than he does here.

Mugshot of the Day: Elf parties too hardy, arrested for OWI

A decidedly un-merry-looking Brandon Touchet, 34, of Lafayette, Louisiana, was arrested when cops caught him allegedly driving 60 mph in a 40 mph zone, reeking of booze and dressed like an elf.

Mugshot of the Day: Arrested for murder

Meet David Adam Pate, 24, of Lancaster, S.C., charged with the murder of Rickey W. James, 33, after the two allegedly went into the woods together, and only Pate returned. Weeks later, children found James’ badly decomposed remains. Pate was already in jail for disorderly conduct, and is now charged with murder — and yes, that’s “Satan” tattooed over his right eye, and yes, it gets better.

Mugshot of the day: Left his ID at the scene

Meet Kenneth Spangle, 62, sentenced to 262 months in prison for a 2012 bank robbery in Placentia, California. With a stocking over his head, he yelled, waved a fake gun and got about $10,000. He ditched his clothes near the bank, but left his ID with them. When arrested, in disgust he reportedly asked the officer to shoot him.

Mugshot: It’s Clearly a Face Tattoo, but of What?

Meet Jake Lee Greene, 23, arrested on July 19, 2013 in Charlotte, North Carolina. The charges against Greene are not specified, but it is entirely possible that some friendly neighborhood LEO took one look at Greene’s face tattoo and decided that it should be photographed for posterity — and possibly for later identification.

Mugshot of the Day: Tattoo or Permanent Marker? You Decide.

Meet the interestingly adorned Steven Oliver, arrested on August 3, 2013, by Florida Highway Patrol for his second DUI, DUI with property damage/injury, and for knowingly driving without a license/registration. He was booked in Pasco County and released on $500 bond, but not before they snapped this great shot of his mug.

Mugshots: Arrested, but Still Feelin’ Good

High as kites? Maybe, but these alleged perps weren’t going to let a little arrest get them down.

Mugshot: Habib Rene Soumare

Meet Habib Rene Soumare, who was arrested in Raleigh, N.C., on June 18, 2013, for “POSS RCRD DEV SHW TRU NAME>100,” which means …

Mugshot: Trending, Thick Brows

The thick brow has landed on fashion’s runways and is making its way to the lens of the police camera. Done correctly this new trend can make you look smart, engaging and interested.