Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Police report describes suspect as ‘tripping balls’

According to police, they responded to a call about a naked female on the loose. “The caller stated that she was intoxicated on drugs and ‘tripping balls.’” After she was treated at the hospital and came to, the woman admitted to having dropped acid with her boyfriend.

‘Pirate’ accused of stabbing car with machete was actually ‘high elf’

A very high elf it seems, on LSD at the time…allegedly.

Tripping burglar balances crab on bike, stuffs credit cards in muffin

A couple returned to their apartment to find it trashed, but in a weird way. Credit cards had been stuffed into a chocolate muffin and a frozen crab was left balancing on a bike. Police believe it was a neighbor on a bad trip, who broke in thinking he was Jack Bauer from the TV series 24.

Harry Potter Book Used to Smuggle LSD

A drug smuggler is caught and extradited to New Zealand after attempting to smuggle LSD inside a Harry Potter book.

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