Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Florida DUI suspect tells officer dog was driving

A new excuse: S’okay officer! Th’ dog was driving — not me. To bad he left the dog in a hot car.

Slideshow: Bad hair day

Some very hair-raising offenders.

Florida woman allegedly assaults young man for rejecting her advances

Meet the foxy Elizabeth Highley, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, is facing felony aggravated assault charges for allegedly attacking a male friend, 25, who reportedly rebuffed her alleged sexual advances. According to the victim, Highley grabbed a hunting knife and a walking cane, and began her rampage.

Boy fakes abduction to escape dentist appointment

Let’s face it, nobody likes going to the dentist. How many of us wouldn’t have done the same, or even faked our own death, to get out of a trip to the dentist’s chair.

Woman nearly burns down house killing spider

It it okay to go nuclear on an unwanted spider? Fire department officials in Hutchinson, Kansas,┬ásay: it’s not okay. Reno County woman Ginny Griffith is facing aggravated arson charges after five units responded to a 1:36 a.m. call Friday about a fire in a her duplex unit. When they got there, they realized that Griffith [...]

EPA asks employees to stop pooping in hallway

In an email sent out earlier this year to the employees of Denver’s Region 8 of the EPA, management reportedly acknowledged “several instances” in which employees exhibited bad potty behavior including, but not limited to, pooping in the hallway outside the bathroom.

Video: Victim flamboyantly stands up to armed robber in brazil

In honor Brazil;s hosting the FIFA World Cup this year, we present surveillance cam footage of a failed robbery attempt in in that fair country, in which an armed robber is most decidedly shown the door, or should we say the window, by his intended victim.

Man on meth allegedly shoots at police with gun from his butt

The man was cuffed, and though reports don’t say how, he managed to pull a Raven P25 Auto .25 handgun out of his butt crack and fire at officers. The suspect reportedly managed to squeeze off two shots before the gun jammed.

Suspect left ‘salesperson of the month’ award at robbery scene

A Washington State man was arrested after police responding to a robbery allegedly found his plaque on the front lawn of the home. Neither he nor the victim knew each other, so why in the world his award was there is a mystery for the ages.

PG County police tweet BOLO for bunny

Most of the twitter comments are what you’d expect, “Anyone check with Elmer Fud?” “Just follow the wabbit twax” and “That’s all folks,” but one mentions the local Bunny Man urban legend. Given the recent Slender Man stabbing, finding this “wascawy wabbit” might not be such a waste of time.

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