No it’s not Monty Python’s Norwegian fish slapping dance, and the suspect is Irish, not Norwegian. In any case, a young couple is wanted after an ill-conceived prank is which they grabbed a large fish at the market and used it to haul off and smack a 53-year-old fish lady in the face, while recording the event for posterity.
We often report on animal cruelty cases here at Crime Library, and for the most part, they involve the abuse of dogs, cats and horses. A few times, we’ve had cases of cruelty to birds. But fish?