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Naked man was stuck with penis in pipe — for two days

Man's penis is cut from pipe.

Man's penis is cut from pipe.

When the whole thing was over, the man offered a very strange excuse for the very strange situation in which he was found, “It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe” He said he didn’t think anyone would believe him.

Lian Tien, 61, of Fujian Province China said he was too embarrassed to call for help when he realized that his penis was not coming out any time soon. So he waited, hoping that if he slept, relaxation would be enough to free his junk from the 2-inch-thick pipe used to drain water from a rooftop. It in fact had the opposite effect.

After two days of waiting, Lian Tien called for help. By then he was in pain, had chills and a fever, and his penis was so swollen that doctors were unable to free it. Firefighters had to be called in to cut the metal of the pipe, which they did.

Lian Tien is now free, and though his pride may be damaged, his manhood is reportedly not.

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