When they found him he was chewing glass. He admitted to smoking cocaine — go figure.
This week Lakewood, New Jersey, police were summoned to an apartment complex after getting complaints of a man riding a child-size tricycle in the buff at about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday.
When they arrived the found Jermaine Jones, 31, of Trenton, on a tricycle, naked as the day he was born, chewing cigarette tobacco and glass under a stairwell.
When questioned he admitted to having ingested cocaine. He was arrested and taken to the Kimball Medical Center for treatment of minor cuts to his mouth.
The convicted felon is charged with disorderly persons offense and being under the influence of a controlled and dangerous substance.