Crime Library: Criminal Minds and Methods

Found: “I’ll solve any crime”

We love Found Magazine. They find things, mostly on pieces of paper, and then publish them on the internet for posterity.

Today’s find is a piece of paper advertising the “Sara Detective Agency,” which offers help to those who “Need help on a crime.” Sara, we assume, promises, “I’ll solve any crime.”

Found magazine says this marketing material was discovered inside a book about restaurants that was at a garage sale.

We have no idea the track record or success rate of the Sara Detective Agency. It could be exactly what we need to solve crimes, or it could be now-defunct. It’s left to speculation, really, since no contact information is available.

But we wish Sara good luck fighting the forces of darkness, wherever she is.

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