In an assault case that still has cops in Oklahoma City scratching their heads, a young woman was arrested for threatening her male 72-year-old neighbor, who she said told everyone that she had had sex with her cat. He had no idea what she was talking about, and police do not seem to have interviewed the cat.
Police were called to the scene at about 5:40 p.m. on July 15, 2013, after receiving a report about an assault with a deadly weapon. The victim told police that his neighbor, Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, was standing on the fence line between their two properties yelling for him to come outside. When he did go outside, she reportedly yelled “Do you wanna die?!” According to the police report, she was carrying a pocket knife in her left hand, so the victim went inside and called 911.
Responding officers detained Brown and questioned her about why she was upset with her neighbor, mentioning in the report that “her comments were very random and pertained nothing to the subject at hand.” Brown reportedly told them that she was upset “because of what he did to me.” When asked what that was, she reportedly went on to explain, “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”
When asked what Morrison’s role was in the purported cat sex, Brown said that he had ”no connection,” that she was “”just mad because everyone knows.”
When interviewed on this point by police Morrison reportedly responded, “This is news to me,” adding that he never really had contact with his neighbor of several years, who sometimes appeared “glassy-eyed,” and hung with a crowd at a local head shop.
Brown was arrested on charges of felony assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, and bail set at $5,000. Since no animal abuse charges were filed, it is unclear if police examined the cat or simply arrested brown.