Now, in one of those news stories that makes you go “Yikes!” a security guard, 33, in Trinidad and Tobago has been hospitalized after a gun accident in which he discharged his weapon and shot himself in the groin. The unnamed man was found slumped in the front seat of his car by witnesses, who heard the single shot. Responders found him bleeding profusely from the wound, which, unfortunately for him, was located at the exact spot where his penis used to be.
The kicker is that the man had no gun permit and is being charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition. He is currently under guard at a hospital in the city of San Fernando. No word on whether doctors were able to reattach his member or not.