Houston, Texas woman Audrey Deen Miller, 42, must have heard about the recent incident in Florida in which Michael Jones beat his girlfriend with her own dog, because when her husband threatened the cat, Miller was ready for him. On September 25, 2012, around 7:15 a.m., Miller and her husband were reportedly arguing about their cat. According to Assistant Police chief Mark Herman, “The husband was arguing with the wife about the cat. He was taking the cat outside, threatening to harm it. The wife retrieved a weapon and shot him in the stomach.” Of course, it’s also possible that she likes the cat better than she likes her husband. Police were called in after neighbors heard the shot and Miller was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The husband was reported in stable condition at a local hospital, and the cat is fine.