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Randy Farmhand Arrested for Private Donkey Show

Carlos Romero

Carlos Romero

Florida farmhand Carlos Romero, 31, was arrested on September 17, 2012, when a witness called police after reportedly seeing Romero engage in a sexual encounter with the witness’ miniature donkey.

Romero explained that he wasn’t having sexual intercourse with the donkey, but that the females go into heat once a month, and watching the donkeys mate arouses him. So, according to the police report, after “he uses his fingers and saliva to clean the donkey’s clitoris and checks for wood shavings and debris … he stands behind the donkey, scratches her withers and masturbates. Defendant stated he likes the way fur feels on his testicles and stated his penis may have come into contact with the donkey’s vagina by accident and his semen may have spattered inside the donkey by accident.”

Well, the police report doesn’t say so, but I bet everyone was really glad he cleared that up. Even so, Romero was arrested and charged with misdemeanor sexual misconduct with an animal and held on a $2000 bond.

He added “that Florida is a backwards state and people frown on zoophilia here.” Maybe he should move a more zoophile-friendly place. Tijuana perhaps?

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