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Man Fellating Dildo While Driving —Erratically— is Arrested

Brian Wutschke

Brian Wutschke

Brian Wutschke, 45, of Farmington, Minn., was arrested in Minneapolis on August 22, 2012, after a woman, 30, reported his sucking on a sex toy while driving. She was reportedly at a bus stop when she noticed Wutschke’s bizarre display, and saw that not only was he so distracted that he was holding up traffic, but there were several children nearby, who might have witnessed his behavior, and been scarred for life. It wasn’t long before 911 dispatchers told police to be on the lookout for, “a white male in a red pickup performing oral sex” on a sex toy.

Police found Wutschke’s pickup and pulled him over. On immediate inspection they found panties all over the inside of the cab. Further inspection, in the form of a pat down, revealed a sex toy under his shirt, presumably the object of his display near the bus stop. Even further inspection of his waistline revealed that the area under his belt was vibrating. No further inspection was necessary, Wutschke confessed that he had a sex toy inserted inside himself. Not surprisingly, police did not attempt to remove the object from Wutschke’s rectum at the scene, but instead arrested him for suspicion of indecent exposure, obscene materials, and performance, and wound up listening to it vibrate against the plastic cruiser seats all the way to the jail.

According to police Watch Commander Eric Anderson, “That one’s kind of unique. They’ll be talking about this one for a while.” He added that though the vibrator was removed at the jail, no one was about to go the extra mile and turn it off, “They’ll just let the batteries run out.” In the end, Wutschke was given a citation for indecent conduct, which is a misdemeanor.

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