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CDC Says There is No Zombie Apocalyse, at Least for Now

Rudy Eugene, Luka magnotta, Alexander Kinyua

From left: Rudy Eugene, Luka magnotta, Alexander Kinyua

In a response Huffington Post’s questions about what’s behind the recent “flesh-munching wave of terror,” the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) have declared that there is no zombie apocalypse going on right now. The attacks being referred to are really more acts of cannibalism:

Thanks to CDC spokesperson David Daigle we can now rest assured that, “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).” … at least for the time being.

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